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Write Your Own Property Advertisement

Write a fictional advertisement describing your body, skills, flaws, and proposed uses as your Dom's property.

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Task No. 188 of 282

Write Your Own Property Advertisement

Write a fictional advertisement describing your body, skills, flaws, and proposed uses as your Dom's property.

creative taskexplicitintermediatelong-distance friendlypropertywriting
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What it is

The sub writes a fictional sales-style advertisement describing themselves as the Dom’s property. The copy may list physical features, service skills, defects, maintenance, restrictions, approved uses, and the owner’s comments. It remains a private roleplay document with no identifying details and no suggestion that strangers can actually contact, purchase, or use the sub. This differs from a Submissive CV because the writing deliberately treats the sub as a commodity rather than an applicant.

Why it is submissive

The sub reduces their personhood to value, condition, defects, and uses defined in relation to the Dom. Writing the advertisement requires them to participate in their own objectification and may leave the final wording open to the Dom’s edits. The Dom becomes the fictional owner who decides how the property is described.

Why people may like it

The advertisement format can make objectification feel concrete and darkly playful. Some subs enjoy the embarrassment of listing flaws alongside useful features, imagining themselves inspected by an owner, or seeing how the Dom rewrites the description. A ridiculous price, condition grade, or “warranty” may make the task funny as well as degrading. Doms may enjoy defining what the property is actually good for.

Ways to run it

Luxury Property Listing
The sub is advertised as rare property with demanding maintenance and selected premium uses.
Bargain-Bin Advertisement
The copy emphasizes defects, low value, and the owner’s difficulty finding a use for the property.
Service-Focused Listing
The advertisement centers the sub’s practical skills, reliability, and approved service functions.
Body-Focused Listing
Only the approved physical features, flaws, and body uses appear in the fictional copy.
Owner-Edited Version
The sub submits a draft and the Dom rewrites, grades, or annotates it privately.

How this task works

Write Your Own Property Advertisement is a creative task from the humiliation & objectification chart. It's long-distance friendly: messages, photos, or a call are all it takes, which makes it a favorite for online and distance dynamics. It's an explicit task, for adults in a negotiated sexual dynamic.

Intermediate: best once you've built trust, protocol, and a track record together. Standard care applies: negotiate first, agree on limits, and check in afterward.

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